Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login
About Traditional Art / Hobbyist Meta FalconMale/United States Recent Activity
Deviant for 1 Year
Needs Core Membership
Statistics 10 Deviations 29 Comments 837 Pageviews
×

Newest Deviations

Meet the boss: Valkyrie Cynclaire :iconkingmetafalcon:kingMetaFalcon 1 0 Meet the falcon king: Meta Falcon :iconkingmetafalcon:kingMetaFalcon 0 0 Symbol for Meta Falcon and ... :iconkingmetafalcon:kingMetaFalcon 1 0

Favourites

Ruby (nsfw optional) :iconaxsens:Axsens 350 10 KANCOLLE :icongashi-gashi:Gashi-gashi 2,145 47 Ruby Rose :iconn0kt3rnal:N0kt3rnal 47 0 Rwby :iconhimawar1:Himawar1 76 2 Shantae :icondancrysis:DanCrysis 27 0 Greninja expressions (Ren and Stimpy style) :iconigphhangout:IGPHHangout 42 8
Mature content
Contest May :iconjcdr:Jcdr 298 12
Mature content
Beached Cow :iconmatsu-sensei:Matsu-sensei 748 49
Fox :iconbake-neko-mimi:Bake-Neko-Mimi 120 6
Mature content
Neko Yin - Ero version :icondanny1128:danny1128 93 3
Mature content
Widowboob :icontiger1001:Tiger1001 465 22
Family| SPEEDPAINT :iconagentwhitehawk:AgentWhiteHawk 368 34 Sisters| SPEEDPAINT :iconagentwhitehawk:AgentWhiteHawk 436 36 Ruby Rose :iconreit-9:Reit-9 171 5 Red like roses :iconrageman709:Rageman709 68 2 Armed and Ready | SPEEDPAINT :iconagentwhitehawk:AgentWhiteHawk 349 33

Groups

Friends

:iconaliceofmaverick:

Activity


Meet the boss: Valkyrie Cynclaire
*A red portal appears and opens up*
*A woman hops out of it and looks around with one hand on the butt end of her sword*
Grr! I guess he already left. I swear, if he's not doing his mission, I'll-Hmm? Who're you? You want me to introduce myself? Why...? Hmph, fine.
*The woman calms down and sits on a chair*
My name is Valyrie Cynclaire. Altough Meta spells it as Valkery...I wonder if he does that intentionally. Anyways. I'm a hopper, but not just any hopper, I'm the boss of sector 7. In my sector are Meta Falcon and Lynx Felis.
 
Meta is my least favorite...what am I saying? I FUCKING HATE THE IRRESPONSIBLE TWAT!!! And that's only putting it lightly! He rarely does his orders and when I give him the job of watching over a universe, he always goes to a bar and ends up talking to a main! EVEN THOUGH THERE'S A RULE THAT ALL SECTORS FOLLOW THAT PROHIBITS A HOPPER FROM INTERACTING WITH MAINS!!! I swear, there are times where all I want to do is...is...GRAH!!! ALL I WANT TO DO IS SEND HIM TO A TOURTURE DUNGEON AND WATCH HIM ROT AWAY AS YEARS GO BY!!!
     
Sigh, but then there's Lynx. She's like an angel. She usually follows orders and does her jobs with the rules of being a hopper in mind. She doesn't get chased by the gods for messing with a universe, unlike a CERTAIN male harpy! The only down side is that she's very, how do I put this? Easilly manipulated and doesn't know how to stand up for herself. Sure, I can go in to help her, but there are times where I can't. I guess the only good thing that comes out of Meta is how he's always willing to help Lynx as if she was his own sister. There are times where Meta goes on missions with Lynx and whenever they come back, you'd think they WERE siblings from the way they talk and the bond that they both have. Too bad the bond she was with Meta is the only thing that stops me from killing the man. Whenver I threaten him or am about to stab him with my sword, Lynx steps in and tries convincing me otherwise. And I can't stand to see her sad, so I tend to respect her wishes and allow the harpy to live on another day.

What? Oh, right. This is about me. Not my job. Okay, I understand now. It all began when I was born.
Now, I was born in a family with two siblings. I was the middle child and the only one born with the hopper genes. I have a older sister and a younger brother. We were never that close and when the time came for us to depart and go our seperate paths, we did it with ease.
My sister became a succesful adventurer and my brother became a...neet? Meta probably knows what that means. He actually met my brother and the two got along very well...If only I could get along that well with my brother...A-anyways. 
As I was growing, my mother gave me the flaming rapier known as Elnath, a rapier that was passed down thorugh my family ever since my twentieth great grandmother worked alongside a god to help hoppers gain the job of watching over universes. Of course, I took this with great honor and made sure to take great care of the sword.

Elnath is a rapier that, once taken out of the scabbard, can burst into a beautiful blue flame. The flame grows the more the sword is used along side with the more anger and strength the weilder has. I remember hearing that my thirteenth great grandmother had the largest flame in the family, even larger than my seventeenth great grandfather!
The blade is able to stab through thousands of metals, nothing can withstand the power that dwells within it! And that's why the Cynclaires are considered to be god-like with their weapons and strength. So my blood makes me into a great person...

Although, Lynx and Meta tend to tell me that I have a god complex. But why would I think I'm a god? The answer's as clear as day; I am a god! And why would anyone think otherwise? I don't have time for the weak ass mortals who say I'm not a god!
And then the two have the balls to say that I have anger issues! I don't have anger issues! Meta has anger issues! Have you seen the man when he plays videogames? He gets pissed the fuck off when he loses a lot! And then when we tie, we end up yelling and fighting over which of us trully won and I am certain that I beated him at smash bros brawl BECAUSE THE TRIPPING WAS BS AND THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE PROGRAMMED THAT IN THE GAME SINCE IT KEPT FUCKING ME OVER!!! AND THE FUCKING STAGE SUCKED SINCE I SAYED "META, DO FINAL DESTINATION WITHOUT ITEMS" BUT WHAT DID HE DO? HE CHOSE THE FUCKING METROID LEVEL AND WE ENDED UP HAVING TO FIGHT OVER WHO COULD GET INTO THE CUBBY TO HIDE FROM THE LAVA AND AGH!!! FUCK!!!
Simply put, I don't have anger issues...

My symbol AND my shoes can explain how much of a god I really am. 
*Valkyrie shows her ''shoes'' which are actually the red skulls of two demons. One skull on each foot*
See these? These belonged to two demons that I killed when I was just fourteen. The first ever things I ever fought. Ah~ good times. And luckilly enough, the skulls fit my feet now. I remember how they didn't fit me in the past since they were the size meant for a grown woman, like myself.
And as a twenty five year old woman, I'm glad to see that the elleven years of waiting paid off.

Abilities? Well, like every hopper, I can scan people and environments to gain information on them as well as open portals to travel. And that's about it...What? Am I missing something? No...What? Am I dissapointing you? I'm dissapointing you? I'M FUCKING DISSAPOINTING YOU!?!?!? FINE!! I'LL TELL YOU THE FACT THAT I'M ABLE TO FUCKINIG BASH YOUR HEAD IN IF YOU DON'T STOP GIVING ME THAT LOO-
*A small menu opens infront of Valkyrie*
*It shows a blinking light in the RWBY universe that Meta was assigned to watch*
...He didn't...he couldn't have!
*Valkyrie selects the universe and sees what's wrong*
THAT MUTHER FUCKER!!!
*Valkyrie opens a portal to her place*
THIS IS WHY HE HAS A FUCKING BOUNTY ON HIS HEAD AND WHY THE GODS ARE ALWAYS FUCKING BUGGING ME!!!
*Valkyrie storms into the portal, fuming with rage*
*The portal shuts itself close*
*Silence fills the pub*
Loading...
Meta wakes up from his slumber and feels as if someone's looking at him. Meta thinks about the many outcomes
"If it's someone in my team, we're safe. If it's Yang, I'll open a portal and hide in the forest. If it's a psycopath, I'll either fight them or scream like a bitch and run....wait, how would Yang get in here? Anyways, we look at the count of three. one...two...three..."
Meta quickly spins his body as his eyes connect to the person who's looking at him. Meta's eyes focus on the watcher's eyes. Only the top half of the person's head is visible. Meta says in his tired voice "Who dat?"
    "EEP!" The person becomes startled and shoots their head down to the bunk underneath Meta's. Meta opens his eyes and goes to the corner of his bunk. He dangles his head on the edge and looks at the bunk underneath him. "C-CRAP!!!" Meta explains as he loses his balance and falls onto the floor. "FUCK!!!" Meta sits up and rubs the back of his head. The person looks at Meta as their face turns from blushing to a normal calm expression. "A-are you okay?" The person asks the harpy. Meta looks at the person and finally puts two and two together. The person on the bottom bunk was Ruby.
"Aye...WAIT, WHY ARE YOU HERE!?!?"
"I-I DON'T KNOW!!!"
"THIS IS NOT NORMA-...wait...now I remember."
"Huh?"
Meta begins explaining what happened the night before. Ruby sits on the edge of the bunk and listens. Once the story ends, Ruby asks "S-so, since you couldn't find my room, you allowed me to sleep in here?" Meta nods his head "That's the gist."
  Meta sits on the bunk across from Ruby and takes out his pocket watch. "Where the hell are they?" Meta exclaims out loud. "Who're you talking about?" Ruby asks. Meta puts the pocket watch away "My team. It's 11:24 AM, they should be here."
"Well, it's sunday. So they probably went somewhere for the night."
"Maybe...hey, Ruby."
"Yeah?"
"Shouldn't you go to your dorm room before your sister kills us."
"Why would she do-...wait...OH, CRUD!!!" Ruby realises what would happen if Yang saw the scenario. "Sh-she would think we were..."
Meta folds his wings "Just say it."
Ruby works up the courage and says "K-kissing..."
Meta's eyes widen as he tries holding back laugher. Ruby looks at Meta with confusion "Wh-why are you laughing?" Meta replies "Because...HAHA that's too cute!" Ruby still looks confused at Meta "What else would she worry about?" Meta stops laughing and says in his most sophisticated voice "Sex." Ruby thinks for a bit and still has the look of confusion. "What is 'sex'?" Ruby asks. Meta begins informing Ruby "Y'see, sex is when-"
   Meta and Ruby hear a loud knock at the door. They stop talking the moment the sound appears. Meta works up his courage and asks "Wh-who's there-"
"WHERE'S RUBY!!!"
Meta and Ruby jump up and panic as they realise the voice belongs to Yang. Meta tries calming down and says "SH-SHE'S IN HERE-"
"WHY IS SHE IN THERE!!!"
"SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HERE WITH ME-"
"WHAT!?!?!?"
Ruby looks at Meta and whispers "What were you thinking!?" Meta looks at Ruby "I-I thought she would want to know the tru-"
Meta's sentence is interrupted by a large chunk of wood that flys past him. Meta and Ruby look at the hole in the door and see the red anger in Yang's eyes. Ruby quickly says "UH. M-META AND I ARE GONNA GO FOR A WALK!!!" Yang continues punching the door, causing more and more chunks of wood to go flying. Meta and Ruby give up on calming her down and try looking for a way to escape. Meta looks at the window and then at Ruby. Meta takes a deep breath and jumps out the window, breaking it. Ruby looks at him in amazement. Meta begins flying and stays flapping his wings in front of the broken window. "I-I guess this is good bye." Meta says to Ruby. "Y-yeah...I guess it i-"
Yang shouts from the broken door "RUBY, YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE!!!"
Ruby looks at Meta and shouts "T-TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!"
Ruby burst out the broken window and clings onto Meta. Meta goes down a bit, but picks himself back up and moves Ruby onto his back. The two panicked teens look at Yang through the broken window. Before Yang could jump on Meta, he flies off to the city with Ruby still on his back. Yang roars her anger out saying things like "YOU'RE NOT GONNA TAKE MY SIS!!!" and "YOUR BOTH IN BIG TROUBLE WHEN YOU GET BACK!!!"
   Meta and Ruby make it to the city and begin walking. Meta takes out his scroll and messages Blank "Where're you guys?" Meta gets a message from Blank as he continues walking through the city with Ruby. The message read "Sorry, we ended up sleeping at an inn. How was the night alone with Ruby?"
Meta and Blank continue messaging each other
"Don't say it like that. Things are already bad."
"Why's that?"
"Yang is pissed at me and Ruby. I have a feeling she thinks that I slept with Ruby."
"Huh, I guess you finally stopped being a pussy."
"Fuckin' 'ell, is now really the time?"
"You know I was joking. Anyways, did you really have sex with her?"
"No. I had her sleep in your bunk while I slept in mine."
"Okay. Be careful, Meta. If word goes out like this..."
"...?"
"People will end up thinking the same thing Yang is thinking."
Meta looks up from his scroll and looks at Ruby. Ruby is looking around the city in amazement. Meta looks back at the scroll and types "I'll make sure things don't go outta hand."
"I doubt it. But I think there's a small chance that you know what you're doing."
"Thanks, gotta go. There' a weapon shop and I see a sale!"
"ha, good luck."
    Meta puts the scroll in his vest and goes to the weapon shop with Ruby. They end up traveling to different shops and seeing all the things that they sell. Meta continues learning about this universe thanks to all the music, items, and food that he saw. As well as the many things Ruby told him. "This place is filled with interesting things." Meta says as he continues walking with Ruby. Ruby continues looking around "Yeah, and it's larger than the places I've been to."
Meta's stomach growls and Ruby begins laughing "Haha, that sounded like a grimm!"
Meta just looks around and finds a dinner. Meta heads to the dinner as Ruby follows behind him. The two enter the dinner and begin talking as they wait for the waiter and the food.
As time goes by, the two learn more and more about each other through the stories and jokes they tell. Ruby learns that Meta is unable to swim, which explains why he panicked when she poured water on him.
Meta learns that Ruby is actually the youngest student at Beacon, at age 16. Meta thinks to himself "That explains why she doesn't know about sex...kinda..."
    Their food comes and they continue their conversation as they eat.
Meta and Ruby end up hearing interesting stories from the other's childhood.
As night comes, the two head back to the school, forgetting about the upcoming threat of Yang's fists and the other worries that would lie in their minds. 
  Ruby leads Meta to her dorm room, as to show him where she is. Turns out team RWBY's room is only ten doors down from team MACB's room. Ruby opens the door and sees Weiss doing homework and Blake reading a book. The two look up from their tasks and see Meta sanding next to Ruby. Weiss asks "Who's this?" Ruby drags Meta in the room and introduces him to Weiss and Blake. "Wait, so this is the guy Yang's been talking about?" Blake asks Ruby. Ruby nods her head and says "I don't think Yang likes him that much." "No duh" Weiss says "She's been in a fit saying things like 'I'm gonna punch the feathers out of Meta.' "
Meta expression changes from neutral to fear. Ruby, Weiss, and Blake see the fear in Meta's eyes and try changing the subject. "Anyways.~ I'm guessing the two of you had a nice time."
Meta begins calming down and replies "Yeah, it was great. We had fun and laughed the time away." "That's good." Blake says as she continues reading her book. Weiss continues working on her homework and Ruby smiles at Meta. "Thank you for taking me out, even if it wasn't planned, I had fun." Ruby says to Meta in a happy tone. "Aye. You're more talkative than the other people I met. So I gotta thank you with all me might." Meta says to Ruby, trying to hold back the urge to say "cute."
Meta walks to the door and opens it. "G'night. If Yang asks, tell her I'm staying at an inn."
The three girls ask "Will you?"
"No, I'm gonna be in my dorm. I just don't want Yang to punch me in my sleep."
Meta leaves, closes the door, and heads to his dorm room. Once he goes into team MACB's dorm, he finds everyone already asleep. Meta sighs, closes the door, and flys to his bunk.
Meta removes his clothes and places them under his pillow before closing his eyes. As Meta drifts off to sleep, he imagines Ruby's face for some reason. Meta begins feeling warm inside and gains a sense of safety before falling asleep. 
Meta and Ruby enter the students kitchen and prepare themselves for the baking. They both stand behind the counter with the materials and ingredients, needed for making the cookies, lied out on the counter. Meta holds up a piece of paper and begins reading through it. Ruby looks at the piece of paper and reads it alongside Meta.
 Meta and Ruby look up from the paper and look at what they have. Ruby eyes the items and ask Meta "We have everything, right?" Meta nods his head and picks up the box of cookie dough. "How many do you want?" Ruby glances at Meta and the ingredients "How much do you normally make?" Meta's eyes brighten up as he begins to say "I usually try making one large cookie. But on other occasions I would make around...thirty?" Ruby looks at Meta with her eyes widened "H-how big do you make the c-cookie?"
Meta begins to think and finally says after a moment of silence "I think it was around...the size of a normal shield." Meta realises the joy in Ruby's eyes and says "I guess it's decided." Ruby jumps up in excitement, picks up the rolling pin, and hands it to Meta. Meta places the cookie dough on a large plate and takes the rolling pin. Once the dough covered the whole plate Meta asked Ruby for "That thing you use to put a pizza in the oven...I can't remember the name of it." Ruby begins thinking about what Meta is looking for and picks up a large iron disk. "Aye, that's the one." Meta says in approval.
Ruby lays the disk on the counter and Meta places the almost flattened cookie dough on it.
Meta continues rolling the cookie dough until it becomes as large as the disk. Before puting it in the oven, Meta grabs the container of chocolate chips and opens it. Meta begins pouring the chocolate chips onto the flattened cookie dough. He flips the disk of dough over  and puts the rest of the chocolate chips on that side. Finally, Meta places the cookie dough into the oven. The oven door closes and Meta turns it on.
Ruby opens the student fridge and takes out one of the jugs of milk. Ruby takes out two cups and pours the milk in them. Meta sees the two cups and ask "Who's the second one for?" Ruby looked at Meta and grinned "Think of it as a 'thank you' for helping me fight the grimm at night." Ruby places Meta's cup of milk on the counter and raises hers in the air "To teamwork!" Ruby shouts in a voice of excitement. Meta hesitates but eventually holds his cup up against Ruby's, hoping he wont get drunk to the point of no control "To people. We may not know them" Meta looks at Ruby and continues "But they sure as hell can be helpful."
Meta and Ruby pull their cups back and both take sips of the milk. Meta feels a tad drunk, but nothing serious. After a while, the two hunters in training hear a beep coming from the oven. Meta puts his cup on the counter and opens the oven, allowing the smell of the cookie to enter the air. Meta and Ruby sniff the air and gain smiles of pure joy on their faces.
     Meta tries putting on an oven mitt, but realises that it's not possible for him to do so. Meta looks at Ruby and the message seems to come across clearly. Ruby takes the oven mitts and puts them on. Afterwards, she grabs the silver platter and takes it out of the oven. Meta closes the oven and watches as Ruby places the large disk onto the counter.
Meta and Ruby stand in-front of the cookie and stare as their mouths begin watering.
Meta begins thinking to himself "I...I kinda want this for myself..."
Ruby also ponders on the thought "H-he wouldn't mind if I t-take it, right?"
Meta and Ruby look at each other and notice the same look on the other's face. After a moment of thinking, Meta finally speaks "Okay...This is what we're gonna do." Meta takes out a knife and cuts the cookie evenly in half. Meta takes one half and Ruby takes the other.
Meta and Ruby take a bite out of their half and begin eating...
-1 hour later-
Meta's laying on the counter with his scarf wrapped around his forehead as he continues saying "I...drank too much...." Ruby looks at Meta, not knowing what's happening. She finishes her cookie and notices that Meta drank five cups of milk.
"Uh...are you okay?" Ruby asks. Meta looks at Ruby and responds with "Jiminy Cricket on a nightstand, I'm drunk..." Ruby's eyes widen, and after a while she comes up with an idea.
     Ruby goes to the sink and turns it on. She grabs a cup and fills it with cold water. "I think my dad does this for when Qrow gets drunk." Once the cup is full of cold water, Ruby walks to Meta's side and pours the cup on his face. Meta begins panicking and falls off the counter.
Meta goes on the floor and pants as he keeps repeating "DON'T DROWN! DON'T DROWN! DON'T DROWN!!!" Meta pants as he tries recollecting his composure. Ruby goes to Meta and pats his back "You're fine. You're not drowning." Meta snaps out of his drunken state and looks at Ruby. In fear, Meta hugs her. Ruby blushes and doesn't know how to respond. after a few moments of hugging, Meta realises what he's doing, lets go of Ruby, and jumps back. Meta stands up and says in a fast and scared voice "I-I'M SORRY! I-I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO! I-I WAS SCARED-"
Meta feels a powerful punch land on the back of his head. Meta falls on the floor and begins to lose consciousness. Ruby gets up and rushes to him "A-ARE YOU OKAY?!" Before Meta could respond, he passes out.
-12 hours later-
Meta opens his eyes and realises that he's in his team's dorm room. Meta looks around and sees that he's alone. The harpy decides to get out of the bed and go for a walk, after all, he did just embarrass himself in the worst way imaginable. When Meta opens the door he sees a young girl sitting next to it. She was asleep and had a note in her hand. After closer inspection, Meta realized the girl to be Ruby. Meta carefully takes the note, as to not wake her up, and reads it.
      "Thank you for the cookie. It was fun hanging out with you, even if you acted weird after drinking the milk. I asked your team about it and they said you get drunk off of milk, so I guess it was my fault that you ended up like that. Also, Yang said she's sorry for punching you in the head. Apparently she thought you were trying to get in my pants, but I don't know what she means by that. Wouldn't the pants rip if we wore it together?"
Meta finishes reading in his head and looks at Ruby. Meta thinks to himself "1) the pants would rip. 2) She's very innocent. 3) I would never have sex with a girl I just met. 4)HOW FUCKING OLD IS SHE!?!?!? DID HER PARENTS NOT TEACH HER ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES!?!?"
After yelling in his own head, Meta takes out his pocket watch and sees that it's 1:35 AM. Meta looks at Ruby and looks at his empty dorm room. "...Nope, I'll just find her room." Meta says to himself after thinking about what people would think and what Yang would do to him if her little sister slept in the same room as him.
       Meta picks up Ruby and holds her in his wings. Meta walks around the dorms and tries looking for Ruby's room. While he does this, he sends a message to Blank on his scroll saying "Oye, where are you guys?" After 15 minutes of silence and walking, Meta gets a response from Blank. It read "We're in the city getting food. Where are you at?"
Meta responds "I'm at the school dorms. Also, getting food at 1:50 AM?"
"Yeah. Cody and Amber were hungry, so we decided to go out."
"At 1:50 AM.."
"What? You always walk in the forest at this time, so what's the problem about us getting food?"
"Good point. Hey, while we're talking. Do you or the others know where team RWBY's dorm room is?"
"...Pantie stealing?"
"FUCK NO!!!"
"Sure"
"I'M BEING HONEST!!! I JUST NEED TO BRING RUBY BACK TO HER ROOM"
"Why is she with you at 1:50 AM?"
Before Meta responds, he begins thinking about how perverted his scenario will sound to others.
Meta responds "She was sleeping outside our dorm room. She wanted to give me a letter."
"Sure. I'm gonna leave you alone 'love bird' "
"WAIT, I REALLY NEED HELP!!!"
      Meta doesn't get a response from Blank after the last message and begins worrying about what he should do. Meta pokes Ruby's cheek and tries waking her up. After 1 minute of poking, Meta comes to the conclusion that she was extremely tired. Meta goes back to his dorm room with Ruby still in his wings. "I could probably leave you in the hallway..." Meta denies the idea and goes in the dorm room with Ruby. "Why can't I be a heartless prick for one day?" After closing the door, Meta puts Ruby in the bunk underneath his and gives her the blanket. Ruby turns and faces the wall. Meta goes into his bunk and gets out of his clothes. He puts them under his pillow and goes to sleep. "Let's just hope I wake up the next day..." Meta says to himself before drifting off to sleep.
Team MACB decided to eat at the same table for lunch in order to learn more about one another. Cody kicks off the conversation by asking "Hey, Meta. You're a bird faunus, right?"
Meta replies in a stubborn voice "For the last time, I am a harpy. NOT a bird faunus." Amber looks at Meta with confusion "But, aren't harpies female? Better question: Aren't they works of fiction?" Meta points to Ruby with his wing "If little red riding hood is real, then harpies are also real." Cody ask "But Amber has a point, aren't harpies female?" Blank notices the frustration growing in Meta's eyes and explains for him "Meta is a harpon."
Meta snaps out of his frustraion and looks at Blank "Harpon?" Blank begins informing Meta and the group "Harpons are male harpies, so technically speaking. Meta is a harpon."
Meta replies "I'm just gonna stick to calling myself a male harpy."
"Call yourself whatever you want" Blank begins eating a small piece of bread."
A tall girl with blonde hair sees Meta pointing at Ruby and shouts outloud "HEY, MY SISTER'S OFF LIMITS!!!'
Ruby looks at what he sister is yelling at and sees Meta pointing at her. Meta realises that he's still pointing at Ruby and quickly puts it down, alongside his head. "Shitshitshitshitshit." Meta begins repeating the same word quickly. Cody, Amber, and Blank look at Meta with concern. "Meta." Blank says to catch Meta's attention. "Wh-what is it, Blank?" Meta replies in a nervouse voice. "Little red riding hood and goldey locks are walking over here." Meta shoots his head up and sees the two sisters walking over to the table. Blank continues "You might want to talk to them like a norma-" Before Blank could finish giving Meta high quality advice, Meta decides to jump out of his seat and fly upwards. Before he could get far, he feels a firm grip latch onto the tail end  of his scarf. "...Crap." Meta exclaims before getting pulled down to the floor. Meta lays on his back against the floor as the blonde girl gives Meta an expression of "You don goofed."
   The blonde girl picks Meta up and ask him in a serious tone "Why were you pointing at my little sister!"
"Y-yang, please stop. This is the guy who I helped-"
"I-I WAS GIVING AN EXAMPLE OF SOMETHI-"
"WHAT WAS THE EXAMPLE ABOUT!?!?!"
Meta begins feeling a Valkery vibe from Yang and tells her the reasoning for the pointing.
" 'If little red riding hood is real, then a harpy is just as real' Is that right?"
"Y-yes ma'am."
Yang narrows her eyes and looks at Meta. Meta begins panicking deep inside. Yang's eyes soften "Ha, and aover here I thought you wanted to make a move on my little sis."
Meta's face turns red "Wh-what gave you th-that idea?" Yang closes her eyes and smiles "Cause she told me how you called her an angel." Meta stays silent as his head begins filling with the sentances "WE FUCKED UP!!!! ABORT, I REPEAT, ABORT!!!" Meta's face gains a dizzy expression. Yang quickly puts Meta down on his feet, but Meta falls causing her to catch him "I guess you're the shy type." Blank replies to Yang's thought on Meta "Meta's not shy, he's far from it. He just rarely deals with the topic of love, so he's not prepaired for these types of scenarios." Yang looks at Meta "Is this true?" Meta slowly raises his thumb. Yang looks at Meta and smiles "You may be a bird. But you're not a love bird." Yang begins laughing and leaves Meta with his team. Yang walks away while Ruby looks at Meta. Meta snaps back to reality and looks at Ruby. "So, you decided to become a hunter?" Asked Ruby to Meta. "Aye, turns out a hunter is a lot like a knight. So I decided to go through with it."
"Glad to hear." Meta continues looking at Ruby  
"Uhh...don't tell your sister I said this, do you like cookies?"
"Yeah."
"What type?"
"Chocolate chip, why?"
"...I love you" Is what Meta would've said if he didn't think of his choice of words. What he actually said is "Cause I wanna repay you for saving me from the grimm in the forest."
"You know how to make chocolate chip cookies?"
"Of course I do. Had me older sister teach me how to make them.
"...I love you" Is what Ruby would've said if I decided to use LAZY WRITING on purpose...What she actually said was "Okay...would you mind if I watched?"
"Not at all."
"Okay."
Yang calls out to Ruby "Ruby, we're going to the library for the card fight! You comin' or what?!?!" "Coming!" Ruby shouts back in reply. Before she leaves, Ruby says to Meta "I gotta go, see you later." Meta waves at her "See ya."  Cody nudges Meta's wing "You're a ladies man, aren't ya?" before Meta could respond Blank says "He's really not." In a fit of self defense Meta says to Blank "Yes I am...kinda...TO THE DORM!!!"  Blank, Amber, and Cody all looked at Meta with a shocked expression "WHAT!?!?"
Meta opened a portal to team MACB's dorm room and entered it. The portal closed behind him.
Meta walked into the school after Cody. As he entered, he saw a large crowd of people in many types of armor and clothing. "Woah...so many fighters...This place may be better than I thought!" Before Meta can start challenging people to battles, a large voice echoes throughout the room. The voice states that it's name is Professor Ozpin and he welcomes everyone to the school of Beacon. Meta was too busy thinking about who he should challenge first and ignored the professor. Meta looks around and spots a boy  with fox ears and a blue hoody. "Maybe later" Meta says as he continues looking through the audiance. Meta soon spots Cody, from earlier and begins thinking "I wonder if he's a good fighter..." Before Meta could walk up to Cody, a large screen turns on behind the professor that catches Meta's attention. 
  The screen shows four large panels. A person's face takes up a panel whenever the profesor anouces their name. The profesor anouces four people and then their team name. Meta continues looking at the sceen in excitement when, out of the blue, the girl he saw many nights ago appeard on the screen. "SHE'S IN THIS SCHOOL!?!?" Meta screams out loud. The people around Meta look at him with confusion in their faces. "Uh...I-I was just...uh...C-CARRY ON!!!" Meta exclaims out loud, trying his best not to come off as somone of needed concern. A girl who appears to be a little older than Meta says to him "You okay?" Seeing this as a chance to fix things, Meta replys with "How many petals are in a rose?" The girl questinaly answers "40?" 
"The answer is...I don't know..."
"..."
"...''
"O~kay then..." The girl looks away from Meta and continues gazing at the screen. "Uh...okay, then. Carrying on." The profesor says after being rudely interupted. Meta looks at the screen and heares the professor say the young girl's name "Ruby Rose". Meta continued watching while keeping the girls name in his mind. He learns that she is the leader of team RWBY. "Team RWBY? But..." Meta begin thinking "I gotta keep an eye on her." Meta says in his mind as to avoid even more awkward talks with people. More names go by and Meta begins getting tired. His name hasn't been called up once. Meta impatently says "When the hell am I gonna-" "Meta Falcon" Meta hears the profesor say. "...That's convenient." Meta sees his face go up on the screen. Ruby looks around and sees Meta, she smiles and gives him a thumbs up. Meta does the same. Meta hears more names get called up after his, "Amber...Cody Fire..." The two people's faces appear next to Meta's. Amber appears to be the girl who asked Meta if he wsa okay after his loud outburst. The profesor stops for a moment and realises that this is only a team of three. He whispers to his assistant "A team of three?" The woman replied with "I don't think there was enough people."
   Meta begins fearing for the worst when a portal of his opens next to him. "Who did I bring?" As Meta says that sentace, am old friend of his pops out of the portal and looks around in confusion. The person looks at Meta and ask "Meta, where are we?" Meta quickly replies "I need your assistance for a tournament!"
"Okay, but where are we?"
"We're in the RWBY universe."
"Why did you bring me-" Meta goes on his knees and begins begging "Please, Blank! We've known eachother since halfway through kindergarten, can't you help me this once?" Blank looks at Meta, the eye on his mask changes into an eye of "Do I have a choice?" Meta looks at Blank's mask and says "It's either help me out and fight strong apponents OR~ go back home and miss out on the battles."
  Blank's eye widens "Strong apponents?" "The strongest" Meta replies "So, you in?" Blank looks at Meta and nods his head "Yeah, I'm in." Blank looks at Professor Ozpin and says in a tone of strength "Hey, I wanna join the school." Ozpin's assistant whispers to Oz "I don't think we should let him in" "Why not?" Oz says to his assistant. "Because he came out of nowhere!" "We have an opening in a team, he would make it easier" Oz says in a voice of confidence. "But-" Ozpin looks at his assiatnt "Glynda, I believe it would be for the best that he joins." Glynda looks with reluctance, but finally accepts the decision. Oz looks at Blank "So, you wish to join Beacon?" Blank looks up at Oz "Yes, sir. It would be an honor."
Oz looks into the single eye on Blank's mask. They eye stays calm. "Okay, you may enter. What is your name?" Blank replies in his voice of strength "Blank C. Eggplant, sir." Blank's face appears on the screen at the very last slot. Ozpin looks at the four and says "Meta Falcon, you shall be the leader of team MACB." Meta's eyes brighten with joy "Y-YOU SERIOUS!?!?" "Yes." Ozpin replies. Meta begins flying around the room with excitement "HAHAHA, I'M ACTUALLY A LEADER!!!" Glynda barks at Meta "GET DOWN HERE!!!" 
   Meta quickly dives back down to the floor and stands next to the people in his team. "Are you all ready?" Ozpin ask the large group of people in the room. Meta rest his wings behind his head. Amber simply nods. Cody solutes. Blank stretches his arms. Everyone else in the room does their own thing. Before everyone heads to their lockers and dorms, Ozpin gave a speach for all the new huntsmen and huntresses. Everyone travels around the school and once it reached night, everyone were given directions to their dorm rooms. Meta enters his dorm room, followed by the rest of his team. "I CALL TOP BUNK!!!" Meta yells as he dashes up to the top bunk on the left of the room. Everyone else looks at Meta while Blank moves to the bed under him. Blank simply says to Cody and Amber "He's normally like this." Both Cody and Amber ask Blank "NORMALLY!?!?" Meta begins tossing and turning in the bed and causes the it to become a mess. Blank simply replied "Yeah...." 
"GUYS, THESE BEDS ARE SO FUCKIN' COMFORTABLE!!!" Meta exclaims to the group. Cody and Amber take their beds and unpack their bags. Meta opens a portal next to him and takes out a box of cookies and some manga. Cody and Amber look at the portal in shock. Meta realises the two people watching and says "...My semblance is portal hopping" "YOU CAN MAKE PORTALS!?!?" Cody and Amber ask in shcok. "You two have a LOT to learn about Meta." Blank says before falling asleep. Meta begins eating some of the chocolate chip cookies before putting the box and manga on the nightstand next to Blank's bed. "G'night, guys." Meta closes the portal and goes under his covers. He takes off his clothes under the sheets and puts them under his pillow before falling asleep. Amber and Cody look at Meta with pure wonder. "Cody goes under his sheets and tries ignoring the madness that will be leading the team the next morning. Amber looks around the room and eventualyl does the same. The room stays silent for the remainder of the night.
Late in the nght, Meta has a nightmare where Valkery guns him down and attacks him with her flaming sword. Meta shoots up in a sweat and looks arround. "...Jimmeny Cricket on a nightstand, that shit...that shit might happen." Meta looks around the room and decides to go back to sleep. "There are three other warriors in here. Not to mention the many others that are sleeping right now." Meta thinks before falling back to sleep.
Meta wakes up from his slumber and feels as if someone's looking at him. Meta thinks about the many outcomes
"If it's someone in my team, we're safe. If it's Yang, I'll open a portal and hide in the forest. If it's a psycopath, I'll either fight them or scream like a bitch and run....wait, how would Yang get in here? Anyways, we look at the count of three. one...two...three..."
Meta quickly spins his body as his eyes connect to the person who's looking at him. Meta's eyes focus on the watcher's eyes. Only the top half of the person's head is visible. Meta says in his tired voice "Who dat?"
    "EEP!" The person becomes startled and shoots their head down to the bunk underneath Meta's. Meta opens his eyes and goes to the corner of his bunk. He dangles his head on the edge and looks at the bunk underneath him. "C-CRAP!!!" Meta explains as he loses his balance and falls onto the floor. "FUCK!!!" Meta sits up and rubs the back of his head. The person looks at Meta as their face turns from blushing to a normal calm expression. "A-are you okay?" The person asks the harpy. Meta looks at the person and finally puts two and two together. The person on the bottom bunk was Ruby.
"Aye...WAIT, WHY ARE YOU HERE!?!?"
"I-I DON'T KNOW!!!"
"THIS IS NOT NORMA-...wait...now I remember."
"Huh?"
Meta begins explaining what happened the night before. Ruby sits on the edge of the bunk and listens. Once the story ends, Ruby asks "S-so, since you couldn't find my room, you allowed me to sleep in here?" Meta nods his head "That's the gist."
  Meta sits on the bunk across from Ruby and takes out his pocket watch. "Where the hell are they?" Meta exclaims out loud. "Who're you talking about?" Ruby asks. Meta puts the pocket watch away "My team. It's 11:24 AM, they should be here."
"Well, it's sunday. So they probably went somewhere for the night."
"Maybe...hey, Ruby."
"Yeah?"
"Shouldn't you go to your dorm room before your sister kills us."
"Why would she do-...wait...OH, CRUD!!!" Ruby realises what would happen if Yang saw the scenario. "Sh-she would think we were..."
Meta folds his wings "Just say it."
Ruby works up the courage and says "K-kissing..."
Meta's eyes widen as he tries holding back laugher. Ruby looks at Meta with confusion "Wh-why are you laughing?" Meta replies "Because...HAHA that's too cute!" Ruby still looks confused at Meta "What else would she worry about?" Meta stops laughing and says in his most sophisticated voice "Sex." Ruby thinks for a bit and still has the look of confusion. "What is 'sex'?" Ruby asks. Meta begins informing Ruby "Y'see, sex is when-"
   Meta and Ruby hear a loud knock at the door. They stop talking the moment the sound appears. Meta works up his courage and asks "Wh-who's there-"
"WHERE'S RUBY!!!"
Meta and Ruby jump up and panic as they realise the voice belongs to Yang. Meta tries calming down and says "SH-SHE'S IN HERE-"
"WHY IS SHE IN THERE!!!"
"SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HERE WITH ME-"
"WHAT!?!?!?"
Ruby looks at Meta and whispers "What were you thinking!?" Meta looks at Ruby "I-I thought she would want to know the tru-"
Meta's sentence is interrupted by a large chunk of wood that flys past him. Meta and Ruby look at the hole in the door and see the red anger in Yang's eyes. Ruby quickly says "UH. M-META AND I ARE GONNA GO FOR A WALK!!!" Yang continues punching the door, causing more and more chunks of wood to go flying. Meta and Ruby give up on calming her down and try looking for a way to escape. Meta looks at the window and then at Ruby. Meta takes a deep breath and jumps out the window, breaking it. Ruby looks at him in amazement. Meta begins flying and stays flapping his wings in front of the broken window. "I-I guess this is good bye." Meta says to Ruby. "Y-yeah...I guess it i-"
Yang shouts from the broken door "RUBY, YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE!!!"
Ruby looks at Meta and shouts "T-TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!"
Ruby burst out the broken window and clings onto Meta. Meta goes down a bit, but picks himself back up and moves Ruby onto his back. The two panicked teens look at Yang through the broken window. Before Yang could jump on Meta, he flies off to the city with Ruby still on his back. Yang roars her anger out saying things like "YOU'RE NOT GONNA TAKE MY SIS!!!" and "YOUR BOTH IN BIG TROUBLE WHEN YOU GET BACK!!!"
   Meta and Ruby make it to the city and begin walking. Meta takes out his scroll and messages Blank "Where're you guys?" Meta gets a message from Blank as he continues walking through the city with Ruby. The message read "Sorry, we ended up sleeping at an inn. How was the night alone with Ruby?"
Meta and Blank continue messaging each other
"Don't say it like that. Things are already bad."
"Why's that?"
"Yang is pissed at me and Ruby. I have a feeling she thinks that I slept with Ruby."
"Huh, I guess you finally stopped being a pussy."
"Fuckin' 'ell, is now really the time?"
"You know I was joking. Anyways, did you really have sex with her?"
"No. I had her sleep in your bunk while I slept in mine."
"Okay. Be careful, Meta. If word goes out like this..."
"...?"
"People will end up thinking the same thing Yang is thinking."
Meta looks up from his scroll and looks at Ruby. Ruby is looking around the city in amazement. Meta looks back at the scroll and types "I'll make sure things don't go outta hand."
"I doubt it. But I think there's a small chance that you know what you're doing."
"Thanks, gotta go. There' a weapon shop and I see a sale!"
"ha, good luck."
    Meta puts the scroll in his vest and goes to the weapon shop with Ruby. They end up traveling to different shops and seeing all the things that they sell. Meta continues learning about this universe thanks to all the music, items, and food that he saw. As well as the many things Ruby told him. "This place is filled with interesting things." Meta says as he continues walking with Ruby. Ruby continues looking around "Yeah, and it's larger than the places I've been to."
Meta's stomach growls and Ruby begins laughing "Haha, that sounded like a grimm!"
Meta just looks around and finds a dinner. Meta heads to the dinner as Ruby follows behind him. The two enter the dinner and begin talking as they wait for the waiter and the food.
As time goes by, the two learn more and more about each other through the stories and jokes they tell. Ruby learns that Meta is unable to swim, which explains why he panicked when she poured water on him.
Meta learns that Ruby is actually the youngest student at Beacon, at age 16. Meta thinks to himself "That explains why she doesn't know about sex...kinda..."
    Their food comes and they continue their conversation as they eat.
Meta and Ruby end up hearing interesting stories from the other's childhood.
As night comes, the two head back to the school, forgetting about the upcoming threat of Yang's fists and the other worries that would lie in their minds. 
  Ruby leads Meta to her dorm room, as to show him where she is. Turns out team RWBY's room is only ten doors down from team MACB's room. Ruby opens the door and sees Weiss doing homework and Blake reading a book. The two look up from their tasks and see Meta sanding next to Ruby. Weiss asks "Who's this?" Ruby drags Meta in the room and introduces him to Weiss and Blake. "Wait, so this is the guy Yang's been talking about?" Blake asks Ruby. Ruby nods her head and says "I don't think Yang likes him that much." "No duh" Weiss says "She's been in a fit saying things like 'I'm gonna punch the feathers out of Meta.' "
Meta expression changes from neutral to fear. Ruby, Weiss, and Blake see the fear in Meta's eyes and try changing the subject. "Anyways.~ I'm guessing the two of you had a nice time."
Meta begins calming down and replies "Yeah, it was great. We had fun and laughed the time away." "That's good." Blake says as she continues reading her book. Weiss continues working on her homework and Ruby smiles at Meta. "Thank you for taking me out, even if it wasn't planned, I had fun." Ruby says to Meta in a happy tone. "Aye. You're more talkative than the other people I met. So I gotta thank you with all me might." Meta says to Ruby, trying to hold back the urge to say "cute."
Meta walks to the door and opens it. "G'night. If Yang asks, tell her I'm staying at an inn."
The three girls ask "Will you?"
"No, I'm gonna be in my dorm. I just don't want Yang to punch me in my sleep."
Meta leaves, closes the door, and heads to his dorm room. Once he goes into team MACB's dorm, he finds everyone already asleep. Meta sighs, closes the door, and flys to his bunk.
Meta removes his clothes and places them under his pillow before closing his eyes. As Meta drifts off to sleep, he imagines Ruby's face for some reason. Meta begins feeling warm inside and gains a sense of safety before falling asleep. 

deviantID

kingMetaFalcon's Profile Picture
kingMetaFalcon
Meta Falcon
Artist | Hobbyist | Traditional Art
United States
Interests

Comments


Add a Comment:
 
:iconhasturdavemasterdude:
HasturDaveMasterDude Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2015
Hey, thanks for the watch! Nice art btw
Reply
:iconkingmetafalcon:
kingMetaFalcon Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
your welcome and thank you for the compliment. Your art is also nice
Reply
:iconhasturdavemasterdude:
thanks :3
Reply
:iconhasturdavemasterdude:
HasturDaveMasterDude Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015
Welcome to Deviantart!
Reply